Hot or Not?

(Please pause after each word) THIS. IS. NOT. ALL. THE. WAY. HOT.

I was asked to critic this picture on their fashion attire.  Please put your big girl’s panties on and take this as good criticism.    I am going to start from left to right.

1.  Blue and Black Dress:

The only way this will be in the Hot category is if there was a HOT MESS category.  But there isn’t, so it’s just a NOT!!  What can I say about this picture?  IDK. Don’t do that again?  Cover up?  Just because it’s in style it doesn’t mean it’s for you?  Forget the fact that it was on sale?  Ladies, please, let’s get it together.  We can’t wear everything that is out there.  We have to pick and choose according to our body type.  There are so many other ways to look sexy and classy.  So STOP IT!!  if you want to look sexy in a dress, try this:

2.  Gray Pants and White Shirt:

Too office casual for a night out with the girls.  You can always transform a day look into an evening by adding some jewelry or putting on some makeup. You can even try to change up the hairstyle.  Throw on a scarf (I love scarves). And "oops" to my readers.  You cant see her hair or face...lol 

3.  Black dress:
Blah.  Nothing fun about this outfit.  Cute little dress, but some different shoes would have made this dress look at little bit more fun.  Right now, this dress is telling me that you are going to church, not out with the girls. 

4.  Blue Shirt and Black Pants:
I believe this shirt is a dress because I think I have something similar – I too wear it as a shirt because I think it’s too short for me.  So I am glad she did the same.  However, this is not for your body type.  We want to stay away from things that cling to our problem area(s).  This is clinging to allllll the wrong places.  She did good in wearing thick dark leggings, but if you want to look sexy while wearing leggings, try this (loose top):

I love Jill Scott because she definitely knows how to dress her body.     

5.  White Top with Black Skirt:
I love your outfit.  Why?  Because your clothes are not hugging any problem areas, not that I know if you have any.  But thats the point.  To dress in a way that no one will know what they are if we do have any.  I am loving those shoes.  Are you wearing stockings?  If you are, back in the day I would have said, “why is she wearing stockings with open-toe shoes?”  But now, we can do that!! So you lucked out…lol

Finally, you can tell when someone is not comfortable with what they are wearing by how they stand.  Look at the posture on 1 and 4.  They are both slouching over onto the person in front of them instead of standing up straight as 2, 3, and 5 are.  So when in doubt, leave it out!