Red, Mustard Yellow, Blue, & Green Jeans!

Okay, So, you know I am not supposed to be shopping for myself for almost a year right?  Well, yesterday was the day that I was going to brake that.  I got a junk email from Express (one of my favorite stores).  Usually, I delete them and don’t open, but what did I do?  I opened it and guess what I saw?  These ▼

I want them all. Who would have thought that I would be so infatuated with these color jeans?  I used to see them in the stores (back in the 90s) and not look at them twice. Oh but how I wish I could see them again--in abundance like I used to.  I had been begging my sister to look around the stores by where she lives, because I know they have them there for sure, unlike where I live.  She said NO! What is a girl to do?  I threatened to pay $70 for a pair unless she gets them for me from a different store (wayyyy cheaper).  Don't you all think she should go and find them for me, which I know she will for like under $20?  I think so.  I want them!!!!!!!  Mind you, I had been dreaming/wanting/salivating over these jeans for about a month now.  Someone read my mind and BAM! You are probably saying to yourself, "why dont you just order some online from like overstock.com or something?"  Well, I hate ordering stuff.  I am funny about stuff like that.  I need to try on and love it.  I don't like to return stuff.  Pet peeve of  mine. 

Anyway, Sister, I am begging.  Help me!!! LOL!